The 2013 NBA draft is here, and, as usual, we have almost no idea what is going to happen over the course of the night. Will the Nets and Celtics consummate a trade sending old people to Brooklyn? Is someone going to take an injured player—either Nerlens Noel or Alex Len, either one works—at No. 1? Are the Bobcats gonna do something to make Twitter users make fun of Michael Jordan? (Okay, that's happening.) I'll be around and live-blogging as we go, and I will make fun of your team. If you see something worth sharing with the world—a suit, an exchange, a girlfriend pecking a player on the cheek, David Stern calling the Pelicans the Hornets— send an email, or leave a comment, or something. I'll be here! 7:39 p.m.: Bill Simmons, working the draft for the first tim…